awesome cool flaming orange text saying orangehazard

YOU HAVE ENTERED.... . REAL ORANGE FM!!!

[Half-Life 1 alarm sfx]

THIS ISN'T YOUR PRIMARY COLOUR'S STATION!!!

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cool stuff (objectively)

uncool stuff >:( (objectively)

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this is the end of the website byeeeeee

evil treacherous YELLOW creature waving you out

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